by Del Shores
Full Length Play, Dark Comedy / 6m, 6f
When Peggy, a good Christian woman, hits her head on the sink and bleeds to death after tripping over her lover’s wooden legs in a motel room, chaos erupts in Winters, Texas.
- Winner! 14 DramaLogue Awards, including Best Production
"[This play by] the master of Texas Comedy [...] is maybe funnier than Daddy's Dyin'. His colorful eccentrics are dead on, teetering on a Bowie knife's edge between the hilarious improbable and the achingly real." - The Los Angeles Times
"Run, don't walk to Del Shores' new play!" - DramaLogue
"Pick of the Week." - L.A. Weekly
- Minimum Fee: $125 per performance
- Setting: Sissy's living room, Winters, TX, a local bar, therapist's office, Mental Institution, Southside Baptist Church.
BITSY MAE HARLING. the guitar playing ex-con singer.
TY WILLIAMSON. 27, a beautiful gay man on a joumey.
SISSY HICKEY. mid 50s, the caretaker who picked the wrong day to quit smoking.
NOLETA NETHERCOTT. early 40s the angry overweight betrayed housewife.
LATRELLE WILLIAMSON. early 50s, Ty's uptight, proper mother.
LA VONDA DUPREE. late 40s, Latrelle's liberal-minded worldly sister.
G.W. NETERCOTT. late 40s, the distraught legless Vietnam Vet.
WARDELL "BUBBA" OWENS. late 40s, the former gay-bashing remorseful bartender.
ODELL OWENS. mid 40s, Wardell's worthless story-telling brother.
DR. EVE BOLINGER. late 40s, the over-sexed pill-popping, alchoholic therapist.
EARL "BROTHER BOY" INGRAM. late 40s, the Tammy Wynette obsessed transvestite.
REV. BARNES. the Southern Baptist preacher. (Author's suggestion is to double cast with the actor who plays ODELL.)
These people are real. Don't play them as cartoons, please.