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If Sherlock Holmes Were a Woman

Short Play, Comedy  /  7w

Shirley Holmes is named after the famous sleuth of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle fame. She is a fanatic on mystery and crime. Her big chance comes when the housemother in her dorm is found dead under peculiar circumstances. Shirley, determined to solve the crime, locks all the girls in the communal study. Shirley's sleuthing is hilarious and causes something of a
scandal as she unravels the laugh-provoking "heinous
crime."

If Sherlock Holmes Were a Woman

  • Cast Size
    Cast Size
    7w
  • Duration
    Duration
    30 minutes
  • SubGenre
    Subgenre
    Adaptations (Literature), Adaptations (Stage & Screen), Mystery/Thriller
  • Suggested Use
    • Scene work
    • Competition or audition material
  • Audience
    Target Audience
    Appropriate for all audiences, Children (Age 6 - 10), Pre-Teen (Age 11 - 13), Teen (Age 14 - 18)

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Summary

Shirley Holmes is named after the famous sleuth of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle fame. This might be enough for any girl to bear, but in Shirley's case the name is ideal. She's a fanatic on the subject of mystery and crime. Her big chance comes when the threatening housemother in her dorm is found dead under peculiar circumstances. The correct procedure would be to call the police, but Shirley is determined to solve the crime herself and promptly locks all the girls in the communal study.

The "suspects" include Melanie, the professional "Southern belle"; Sniffles, the hypocondriac; Theda, the world's "greatest undiscovered talent"; and Fifi, an exchange student whose biggest battle is understanding the English language. And, of course, Shirley has a noble assistant in "Dotty" Watson who is delighted to write everything down in her "memoirs." Shirley's sleuthing is hilarious and causes something of a scandal as she unravels the laugh-provoking "heinous crime." The acting roles give excellent opportunity for characterization.

Keywords
SHIRLEY HOLMES - a young lady obsessed by the character of Sherlock Holmes. Before she makes a move she asks herself: "what would Holmes have done!"
DOTTY WATSON - Shirley's sidekick, perfectly willing to go along with any adventure the female sleuth cooks up and write it down [for posterity] in her memoirs.
MELANIE - a Southern Belle who plays it for all it's worth.
THEDA - a drama major, convinced she is the world's greatest "undiscovered" talent.
MRS. HUDSON - the woman in charge of the off-campus living accommodations. She has little patience with Holmes and Watson.
FIFI - an exchange student from France whose biggest battle is understanding the English language.
SNIFFLES - a hypochondriac. If there's a germ around she's had it, has it or is about to get it.
  • Time Period Contemporary, Present Day
  • Setting The communal study in a boarding house authorized for "off-campus living" by a nearby university.
  • Features Contemporary Costumes / Street Clothes
  • Duration 30 minutes
  • Cautions
    • No Special Cautions

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Authors

Tim Kelly

Kelly was born in Saugus, Massachusetts on October 2, 1932. He graduated from Emerson College with a bachelor's degree and received a masters degree in play-writing from Yale University. His first stage play was Widow's Walk, published in the 1960s. At the same time, three of ...
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