When the Nerds Bit Beverly Hills
Full Length Play, Comedy / 6m, 15f
Count Cosmo Dracula and family move into the Hollywood mansion left them by their Uncle Igor, and decide to open up a summer camp to make some money. They don't exactly get the class of campers they expected - they get a trio of nerds.
- Minimum Fee: $75 per performance
- Time Period: Present Day
- Duration: 90 minutes
- Setting: The home of the Beautiful People--until just recently, that is--Beverly Hills.
- Features / Contains: Contemporary Costumes / Street Clothes
- Vocal Demands: N/A (Not a musical)
- Chorus Size: N/A (Not a musical)
MALICIA - Mary Poppins of the spook sort.
GRANNY - A spry old girl and a real tiger (make that a werewolf).
WENDY - The sort of girl you wouldn't take home ot Mother-especially on Halloween.
THING - She's got that certain something-and on and off switch.
MABEL "TOP GUN" MOONCHIK - Tough and mean, a fighting machine.
WOODY WINGER - He gets through life with a minimum of work and a maximum of smart remarks.
BARNETT TUTTLE - A Woodchuck scout- and a nerd.
JEROME ULCH - Another nerd, he hasn't been the same since the last Star Trek convention.
BERNICE - Make that three nerds-her most outstanding quality is her ability to blend into the woodwork.
ROCKO, RIZZO, & LAVERNE - The Greasettes, a female singing group-to them, life is a demolition derby.
MINSEY, MUFFY, & BUFFY - To these three, life is a pep rally.
SYBIL VON SABLE - She's into mink, meditation-and money.
AMANDA - A class act.
LANCE - The ultimate preppy, brain by L.L. Bean.
BIFF - Athletics is his middle name-if only he could spell it.
DR. VAN HELSING - A mysterious stranger from the Old World.
FRATERNITY MEN, TWO TYPICAL TOURISTS, REPORTER - Typically doubled.
- Reduced casting (Doubling Possible)
- Room for Extras