Night of the Living Beauty Pageant
by Tim Kelly
Full Length Play, Comedy / 9m, 13f
An outrageous spoof of teenage beauty pageants. Two hucksters, Joe Allen and Steve Bentley, decide to stage a Miss Junior Venus Beauty Pageant in order to attract sponsors and hundreds of high school lovelies who'll pay a large entry fee to make them rich...
From the author of The Butler Did It and The Amazing Adventures of Dan Daredevil
- Minimum Fee: $75 per performance
- Time Period: Present Day
- Duration: 90 minutes
- Setting: The stage of the "All-New Uptown Theatre," downtown in a Midwest City. The present.
- Features / Contains: Contemporary Costumes / Street Clothes
- Musical Style: N/A (Not a musical)
- Vocal Demands: N/A (Not a musical)
- Chorus Size: N/A (Not a musical)
MISS CRANBERRY BOG - another.
MISS WILDLIFE - another.
SHERI PAGE - pageant official, Joe's sister.
MISS INDUSTRY - another pageant contestant.
MISS SEASHORE ("POLLY") - another.
STEVE BENTLEY - pageant producer, always one step from disaster.
JOE ALLEN - more of the same.
MELBA - cleaning woman, sarcastic.
MUMBLES - fast food merchant.
GAIL ANDERSON - police sargeant, undercover.
SONIA - police cadet, another contestant.
MRS. HOOPWAY - owns the theatre, a dragon.
RICK - works for public access television.
DEE-DEE - Rick's female work partner.
LOIS DEL MONACO - dreams of stardom, strange girl.
PIPPI WRONGSTOCKING - another contestant, from Sweden.
CHAD - her brother.
DEPUTY SCOTT - handy with eviction notices.
KUNCKLES SKINNER - gangster, very threatening.
CUDDLES O'BOYLE - Knuckles' girlfriend.
FINGERS - Knuckles' nervous henchman.
MRS. GEORGIA HOPKINS - formerly Greta Swan, a stage mother.
GEORGE VINCENT - weatherman, all smiles.
PENNY LOAFER - waitress.
ROSE BOWL - another.
- Flexible casting
- Room for Extras