STAGE MANAGER, MS. WHIPPLE - Believes the show must go on
MASTER OF CEREMONIES, BART PERKS - Jealous of his beautiful co-host
HIS LOVELY CO-HOST, BLAIR - A true artist, and nobody understands her
LITTLE BO PEEP - Perky, pretty, and not sure why she's here
MRS. PEEP - Willing to do anything to see that her daughter wins
THE GORGON, MEDUSA - Turning people into stone isn't her only talent
HER GORGON SISTERS, STHENO AND EURYAE - Known for their frightful glare, they root for their sister in unusual ways
GRENDEL - As the only monster from literature, he is sure of his superiority
GRENDEL'S MOTHER - It's tough for her to keep her son in line, but she tries
THE HARPIE, AELLO - Always hungry, where is catering anyway?
HER HARPIE SISTERS, CELAENO AND OCYPETE - They are always hungry, too, but their main wish is to destroy their sister's chances of winning
LOCH NESS MONSTER - Sweet, misunderstood, and very rarely seen properly
LOCH NESS'S MUM - Loves her daughter and has the pictures to prove it
BIG FOOT - A monster of mystery
BIG FOOT'S FATHER - Wants his son in the limelight, if that's okay with him
THE BOGGART - A real scream, his pranks could ruin the whole show
THE BOGGART'S GRANDMOTHER - Wishes everyone would just eat their veggies and take a nap
THE THREE JUDGES - Very serious but open to bribes
HEDLEY COO - Always in the right place at the wrong time
HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME - Can't figure how he could win Miss Century
HUNCHBACK'S MOTHER, ISABELLA - Sophisticated, sleep, and looking to make a fortune
FORMER MISS CENTURY/REGISTRATION ASSISTANT - The epitome of beauty and efficiency
CHOREOGRAPHER, CHROME BOBBINS - Has a vision for the shows and knows how to get it
DIRECTOR, J.B. - Has a vision for the show and will cry and pout to get it
DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT, TRUVIE - Used to her boss' tantrums and able to make everything okay
THE DESIGNERS, KATE AND ALLIE - Very hip, very New York, and very talented
PAGEANT COORDINATOR - Frazzled and stressed, needs about three of herself
CONDUCTOR - Her muse is music and she expects the most from her musicians, even if she has to play the whole show herself
6 roles are gender-flexible