You Didn't Say It Was Haunted
by Michael Flynn
Full Length Play, Comedy / 6m, 14f
Mr. Fortune is planning a horror epic that will turn even Hitchcock pale. Mary, his slightly wacky aide, rents a house for the production, complete with cobwebs, banging shutters, a non-working phone, and an erratic electrical system.
- Minimum Fee: $75 per performance
- Time Period: Present Day
- Duration: 90 minutes
- Setting: The living room of a run-down, old house.
- Features / Contains: Contemporary Costumes / Street Clothes
- Vocal Demands: N/A (Not a musical)
- Chorus Size: N/A (Not a musical)
BEN - Her boyfriend, also a photographer.
MR. FORTUNE - Mixed-up movie director.
MARY - His attractive assistant.
DINAH - Ambitious leading lady.
SERENA - A clever actress.
LISA - A pretty, young hopeful.
ALICE - Her friend.
CORAL - An actress with ulterior motives.
BETH - Her accomplice.
FELIX MARCO - An escaped convict.
SHIRLEY - A camera club member.
CLARIE - Another, complains a lot.
GAIL - Cute photographer.
JOANNE - Her friend.
ANITA - Another member.
JACK - A handsome photographer.
PETE - Likes girls more than photography.
THE EXECUTIONER - A man of mystery.
HELEN - A policewoman.