Cockeyed

Cockeyed

Overview

Phil in accounting is lovesick for Sophia, the boss’s secretary. There’s only one problem – she’s completely unaware of his existence. Phil’s best friend Norman informs him that he hasn’t got a chance with the beautiful Sophia because she’s dating the boss and besides, he’s not in her league.

Phil gets up the nerve to say hello but Sophia acts as if he doesn’t exist. Norman tells the humiliated Phil that it’s not a big loss because the rumor around the office is that Sophia’s right eye is made of glass. This news thrills Phil because this tiny imperfection makes Sophia attainable! But more, Phil was standing to her left – perhaps she never saw him! Phil begs Norman to make a formal introduction. However, this second attempt ends in utter failure when Sophia looks right through Phil – again. 

His self-esteem in shambles, Phil goes to Sophia’s apartment to confront her. But before he can knock, she steps out, empties the garbage, walks past him and slams the door in his face. Phil flies into a rage. He softens when he hears crying coming from within, and he enters Sophia’s apartment to comfort her. Soon it occurs to him that Sophia in fact cannot see him. Perhaps he is caught in some kind of hyperspace or dualistic reality or perhaps Descartes was wrong!

Phil decides there is only one logical thing to do – he moves in with the woman of his dreams – despite the fact that she’s unaware of his existence.

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Details

  • Genre: Farce
  • Time Period: Contemporary
  • Target Audience: Adult, Senior, Teen (Age 14 - 18)

Authors

William Missouri Downs

William Missouri Downs has written everything from NBC sitcoms to Kabuki tragedies. He's had well over 300 productions of his plays and musicals from the Kennedy Center to the San Diego Rep. He's been produced in Spain, Canada, South Africa, Russia, Singapore, Slovenia, Switz ...

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