Overview
Two Americans are in Paris on vacation. Gil is a handsome miser. Klutzy Martin is a free spender, but a nightmare of a travel mate. He drops cameras from cathedrals, spills food on other tourists and walks around Notre Dame with one pant leg stuck in his socks and an open fly. When Gil picks up two girls and tries to seduce them while spending a minimal amount, Martin stabs one of them in the eye with a loaf of bread. They wind up with no girls, just each other.