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Do Not Disturb

Do Not Disturb

by: Billy Van Zandt, Jane Milmore

by: Billy Van Zandt, Jane Milmore

Overview

Here are six hilarious one-act sex comedies that all take place in the same hotel suite. In The Pick Up(2m, 1f), a wild bachelor gets more than he bargained for when he picks up a beautiful woman who can't wait to get him alone. Superstar (1m, 1f-monologue) involves a movie star's latest conquest who finds he can't quite live up to the man she dreamed he'd be. In The Blue Movie(3m, 1f), a schnook bellhop is blackmailed into starring in a Viking porno film with two amateur actors and a priest. The gag-filled Wedding (3m, 3f) features an hysterical groom who goes to extremes to hide his wife's sister who is attached at the zipper. In The Rendezvous(1m, 2f), a cheating husband is startled to have his weekly tryst with his mistress rudely interrupted by his electric drill-toting wife. The final scene, Suicide Ballet (3m, 3f), has the room occupied by a pathetic loser who can't manage killing himself, but has no trouble wiping out half the population of the hotel. This explosive finale always brings down the house. Literally.

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Keywords

Love, Marriage

Cautions

  • Caution Mild Adult Mild Adult Themes

Details

  • Time Period: Present Day
  • Cast Attributes: Ensemble cast, Expandable casting, Flexible casting, Local Celebrity Cameo, Strong Role for Leading Man (Star Vehicle), Strong Role for Leading Woman (Star Vehicle)
  • Target Audience: Adult

Authors

Billy Van Zandt

Billy Van Zandt - after starring in a series of his own plays (If you've never seen this clown at work, you should be ashamed of yourself - Asbury Park Press), Billy made his feature film debut in Jaws 2. The success of his comedies (written with partner Jane Milmore) brought him to the attention of Bob Newhart, who hi ...

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Jane Milmore

Jane Milmore began her career as an actress. After starring in several national TV commercials, she appeared in the TV shows Anything But Love and Sydney, as well as guest-starring on Bless This House, Newhart, Martin, The Hughley’s, and The Wayans Bros. Jane also ap ...

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